Eric Ellis Nicholas

Eric Ellis Nicholas was a performer and director of the Susquehanna Hat
Company, Pittsburgh's premier comedy improvisation troupe, for many years, and has performed with MMW for a short forever as well.  It was not until the last few years that his mutant power manifested itself: Eric has the power to procreate despite any man-made defenses his team of swimmers face.

Like Uncle Ben* said, with great power comes great responsibility, and
Eric's great power has resulted in the responsibility of a family of three
children.  By day, Eric is an FX Investigator at PNC, utilizing his
undergraduate degree in accounting while letting his masters degree in
elementary education ferment, untouched, like a good wine.  In his spare time, Eric lays unproductively longing for more spare time, until that time is almost exhausted, and then he works feverishly around the house doing 1/10th of the things he hoped to get accomplished in his spare time**.  A lover of spreadsheets, Eric would like to shout out to his computer friends in binary: 1000101, dude!

*Spiderman's relative, not the rice.
**Play against him on XBOX live (e2n) knowing he should be doing laundry
right now.